Sunday, March 19, 2006

After defeating the sotong of doom, the party found themselves smoky and tired. Grabbing their gear and forcing themselves onwards they reached a large, locked metallic door, which Eldon opened with much ease. within they were relieved to find a stinky levitating, supposedly bound by a spell. In front of her was a dias with three moulds grooved into it. As the party approached the dias, the circlet, ring and bracelet dropped from the bodies of the repesctive bearers. Jimmy not thinking it through picked up the three pieces of jewellery and slotted them into the moulds. At that point the group was awestruck as stinky started to crack. A bright light seeping through her chubby frame. As the pieces of stinky fell a new person was revealed. (A HOT ASS SEXY RED HEAD FOOOWEEEEE...she was naked..ERECTIONS FOR EVERYONE...) The group also found themselves rooted to the floor excluding rachel who attempted to flee, a secret door suddenly opened and two men appeared from its depths. one of which casted a spell that forced her to dance against her will. (from the conversations they had we discovered their names to be desker and ekstrom) as they entered the room they bowed down to the red headed woman who was by then inspecting the party. desker was about to finish them off when the red head intervened, she told him to keep them alive for she found the members interesting. (her exact words were keep them alive i find them amusing, especially this one"stroking strahd's face" he's kind of cute but this one is kind of upsetting (grabbing drake's crotch) she spoke about meeting Ulot at the Chateu Comital(note to all party members, we gotta find out where the fuck that is.)

A long story short she left the room telling the party she would be watching them. ten minutes later ( the party still rooted and rachel still shaking her booty) desker attempted to kill them off again. he started gurgling and she appeared behind him telling him that no one disobeys her orders popping his eyeballs out of his head soon after. she told the other man, ekstrom, to spread the word, that was the result of disobeying her orders. She left the room with the man in tow again, the living man taking a necklace of the eye poppy dead dude's neck.

Half an hour later. the band of misfits found themselves able to move again and retreated back to the fort (we'll let you know how next session)
the party found the fort decimated no one had survived, limbs and insides were strewn all over the hallways. man, woman and child were killed.
the party decided to head out to the stables where they found a quivering pile of hay.
within the hay was the chair woman and a gnome boy. she drew in the ground a woman, a man and a dwarf leaving the fort. (note to party members we gotta find out who the fuck that dwarf is)

The group rode on and with drake's help found a nice spot in the forest to rest for the night.

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